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These are facts about the Reverend David Thornton

  1. Dave Thornton can slip himself the tongue
  2. Dave Thornton can eat five grapes at once
  3. Dave Thornton has never drank sea water
  4. Dave Thornton has read a book
  5. Dave Thornton has been known to eat a salad from time to time
  6. Dave Thornton has seen at least five snakes in his life
  7. Dave Thornton likes yahoo
  8. Dave Thornton has to call a cab cus he thinks were like two high school cheerleaders
  9. Dave Thornton has memorized the konami code
  10. Dave Thornton has perfect 20/20 vision in pitch black darkness
  11. Dave Thornton believes the singular of doughnuts is doughnie
  12. Dave Thornton has sat in at least five chairs in his life
  13. Dave Thornton loves bacon
  14. Dave Thornton has not fought a wolverine to the death………..yet
  15. Dave Thornton believes in science
  16. Dave Thornton can not juggle chainsaws but can multitask
  17. Dave Thornton has swam kind of
  18. Dave Thornton has lived on an island
  19. Dave Thornton eats on a daily basis
  20. Dave Thornton has seen the color blue multiple times in one day
  21. Dave Thornton wears shorts sometimes
  22. Dave Thornton has never hugged a gorilla
  23. Dave Thornton can tie his own shoes
  24. Dave Thornton has enjoyed the comfort of a fan in the summer
  25. Dave Thornton has sat on a couch covered in bird guano
  26. Dave Thornton middle name is william
  27. Dave Thornton has worn a halloween costume not on halloween
  28. Dave Thornton has seen at least four movies two of which he considers decent
  29. Dave Thornton likes palindromes
  30. Dave Thornton has ate play dough on a dare
  31. Dave Thornton knows for a fact that fire is hot
  32. Dave Thornton works at the pub
  33. Dave Thornton has a birthday every year
  34. Dave Thornton knows that Han shot first
  35. superman may be bullet proof but Dave Thornton is superman proof.
  36. their are 32 letters in Dave Thorntons alphabet
  37. Dave Thornton invented argyle
  38. Dave Thornton single handedly killed disco
  39. Dave Thornton hates cream of wheat

23 Responses to “Facts”

  1. aaron robinson

    dave thornton can use u.s. currency no matter what country he is in

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  2. aaron robinson

    the wright brothers stole dave thorntons plans for the air plane

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  3. aaron robinson

    dave thornton gave acting lesson to samual jackson

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  4. aaron robinson

    dave thornton has 11 toes

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  5. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton swung on a deer over a cheeseburger

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  6. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton doesnt eat lucky charms for political reasons

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  7. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton has won a rollerblade race

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  8. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton can sneeze and cough at the same time

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  9. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton has many leather bound books and his trailer smells of rich mahogany

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  10. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton has never finished a game of monopoly

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  11. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton believes in alchemy

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  12. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton is necromancer

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  13. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton’s hands are actually baseball mitts with bananas taped to them.

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  14. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton has an American flag. Dave Thornton has a 2×4.

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  15. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton invented the Doggy Paddle.

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  16. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton, in fact, does not eat Lucky Charms because he does not like to re-enforce racial stereotypes.

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  17. Robert Fine

    Dave Thonton has had a menage a trois with Norris and Seagal.

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  18. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton uses a flobie to cut his hair

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  19. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton wonders why bird poop is white every other animals is brown

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  20. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton thinks dog poop is hot…. body temperature hot

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  21. Robert Fine

    Dave Thornton created his own language he calls thorwegian

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  22. Robert FIne

    Dave Thornton can draw blanks with crayons

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  23. aaron robinson

    dave thornton thinks pubic hair is a mythical rabbit

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